So guess who went to see her neighbourhood's (early) Victoria Day fireworks?
The fireworks just keep getting more and more dangerous each year.
Which is hilarious.
Last year they almost set a neighbouring house's tree on fire. This year they 1-upped themselves.
Screw watching the fireworks, the circus going on with the people launching the fireworks was so much more entertaining. Last year they at least had a fireman setting up and launching the explosives. Well, he was here as well the year, but the baton seemed to be handed off to two men my brother and I nicknamed "Hold-My-Beer" and "Fetal Position".
Hold-My-Beer almost set himself on fire multiple times. He kept lighting the fireworks that were in the same box as the lit ones
. He also seemed like a mild pyromaniac. Fetal Position did just what his name implies, went into fetal position when the fireworks went off. Three feet from the box they were in.
So as the show with HMB and FP went on, I started to noticed that their aim was staring to get shotty. The fireworks were on a slant.
In fact, one launched at an innocent family and almost set them on fire. VICTORIA DAY WOULDN'T BE VICTORIA DAY WITH THIRD DEGREE BURNS.
Then a whole bunch launched into somebody's backyard. The same person's yard that almost had their tree set on fire last year, as mentioned above.
Hold-My-Beer was diving towards the box of fireworks trying to stop them, but almost set himself on fire. Again.
Let's just say, it's really hard to enjoy the fireworks when everybody is worried about being hit with what is essentially a mini rocket.
Best. Fireworks. Yet.
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Fireworks are dangerous when handled by idiots.
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